Monday's Moment: Rude?

 

Lost in Translation.....now a series!!!

Deb: why are there dirty socks all over the playroom?
Mason: I don't know (translate how you please)
Deb: go put them in your hamper
Mason: okay
(translated: shove in dresser with all the clean socks)

Lost in Translation

Apparently I was speaking a foreign language this morning.

Ex. 1 - 5:20 am. Mason is using the restroom.
Said: get back in bed and go back to sleep
Translation: get in bed and watch videos on iPod.....

Ex. 2 - Clarissa wakes up dry, I take her to the potty. She sits and sits while I dress her. When all done with no potty
Said: let mommy know if you need to go potty
Translation: let mommy fix you hair and then when we go downstairs for breakfast pee in your pull up

Ex. 3 - Since he got up early, I told Mason to get dressed before breakfast. After breakfast
Said: go upstairs and brush your teeth
Translation: go upstairs and change out of clothes you are already dressed in

Ex. 4 - during pull up change, noticed she didn't pee that much (like she stopped herself)
Said: let mommy know if you need to go potty any more
Translation: go to play kitchen and poop in pull up